Free Write - 03042013

Once upon a time, there was this big brown Panda. This Panda was very brown. However, he didn't want to be brown. So, one day, he met a man named Michael Jackson. Mr. Jackson said, "You are brown my deliciously cute looking Gorilla bear." Panda replied, "I'm not a Gorilla bear Mr. Jackson." They argued for two years until the Panda bear shed his brown fur and became a Gorilla bear. The Gorilla bear said, "You are right Mr. Jackson. I am a Gorilla bear. Mr. Jackson replied, "Damn right you are, you Panda bear you." The Gorilla bear didn't want to go through another two years arguing over something so trivial. So, he gave Mr. Jackson some candy. To Mr. Jackson, it was only a ordinary candy, but Mr. Jackson didn't know that the devious Gorilla bear has implemented a substance called, "White-out", which changes the user into a different color. Unknowingly, Mr. Jackson ate the candy. Instantaneously, Mr. Jackson turned purple. "What is this!", Mr. Jackson yelled.